I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Randomize
