so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
