nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Randomize