He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
