i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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