I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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