Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
We’re leaving where are you
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