My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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