i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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