last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
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