my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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