your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Randomize
