Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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