is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Randomize
