Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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