If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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