She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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