Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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