She's JV to your varsity
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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