my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
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