hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
All I want is dick and wine.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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