We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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