So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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