Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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