Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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