Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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