Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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