I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
The air taste purple.
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