Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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