arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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