I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
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She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.