Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
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Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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