Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
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I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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