She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
time to smoke my breakfast
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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