I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Dignity is for republicans.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
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He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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