She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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