Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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