she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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