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Your tits are I can't wait for
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
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