i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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