what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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