Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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