When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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