i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
