I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
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Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.