Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED