You smell like a Billy Joel song
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.