I feel like I'm in dance class right now
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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