the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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