For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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