Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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