He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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