she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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