i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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