Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I understand Curling. That high.
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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