Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
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I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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