Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
is wine microwaveable?
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
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Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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