Porn is love you can see.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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