maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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